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| My poor friend and her hair |
Seeing as New Orleans is Travel + Leisure's #4 hipster city in America, ranked only behind Seattle, Portland, and San Francisco, it is no surprise that it is the home to a lot of the infamous 'half-shaved' hair cuts. Yes, this is a social commentary on 'half-shaved' haircuts, which I have now deemed a half Danzig. So this is what I have to say:
A.) Your hair should only be shaved on the side if you got too drunk, passed out, and have horribly unfunny friends, head surgery, or something cool like a head tattoo.
B.) It is not punk. It wasn't punk when Cindi Lauper did it, it became pop when Rihanna did it, and then that dude Ke$ha did it, and now you might as well be in line for tickets to a Hannah Montana concert.
C.) If everyone is doing it, it is conformity!
D.) You wish you were half as cool as Danzig
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